We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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