Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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