Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
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go home
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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