Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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