I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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