would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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