I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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