I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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