you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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