i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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