Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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