kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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