I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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