He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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