i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The beer is more important than you right now.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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