Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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