Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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