Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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