Whod you bang
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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