chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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