just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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