I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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