i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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