How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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