He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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