So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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