waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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