He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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