those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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