she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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