it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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