windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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