And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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