You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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