I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You don't make any sense
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