Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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