I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just tell him i said nine months
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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