Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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