Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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