One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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