would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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