oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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