I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
