Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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