I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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