is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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