Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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