I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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