i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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