just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
