I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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