he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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